Stove Top Thanksgiving Dinner Pants Give You Room to Breathe

first_imgLet us know what you like about Geek by taking our survey. Stay on target Dutch Designers Make ‘Fashion Statement’ With Meme-Covered CoutureGEEK PICK: Binary Geek Knit Scarf center_img Thanksgiving is an annual celebration of the blessings of the year; a time to gather with family and friends, give thanks, and eat so much food you’ll need an entirely new wardrobe before New Year’s Eve.But you can put away the borrowed maternity pants and grubby drawstring sweats. Kraft has a more stylish alternative.Stove Top Thanksgiving Dinner Pants come with a “stuffin’-stretch” waistband and lined pockets, where you can temporarily store your dignity during dinner.Extra storage for your leftovers (via Stove Top/Kraft)“The stuff Thanksgiving is made of,” the limited-edition elastic trousers are available to buy online for $19.98. Act now for a bonus set of three holiday cards!“Great for using during the holidays, as cards,” Stove Top said.Snag a pair of the unisex pants—in small, medium, large, and extra-large—through Nov. 31. They’re perfect for Christmas dinner, too; you’ll be the envy of all the party guests (or the butt of their jokes).And, according to Mashable, Kraft will donate up to $10,000 of the proceeds to Feeding America. (Which would mean at least 500 people around the country are living their best lives in these buttery-soft Thanksgiving Dinner Pants.)“With so many uses, they don’t just fashion, they function,” the Stove Top ad said. “Dress your kiddo as a Thanksgiving centerpiece. Plus, they make great short-term storage for busy hands.”Somewhere, Joey Tribbiani is crying tears of joy.They even lend themselves to a festive costume (via Stove Top/Kraft)Introduced in 1972, Stove Top stuffing was created by home economist Ruth Siems; the recipe is based on a certain size of breadcrumb that makes rehydration work.Forty-five years later, Kraft still sells its instant filling across the globe, offering a variety of flavors, including chicken, pork, beef, turkey, San Francisco sourdough, apple, and cornbread.Kraft isn’t the only food maker crossing over into fashion: KFC in July released a line of clothing that looks finger lickin’ good. Fans of the Colonel can show their love with items like a “Fried Chicken USA” sweatshirt, a sleepy Sanders pillowcase, Kentucky Fried enamel pins, and a selection of other shirts and accessories.last_img

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